Pooja Misrra

I AM NOT A VIOLENT PERSON

2011-12-01T03:02:00.001-08:00

POOJA MISRRA ON HER EXIT FROM BIG BOSS

2011-12-01T02:54:00.001-08:00

POOJA MISRRA KE FUNDE

2011-11-09T08:17:00.000-08:00

The day stats with the housemates waking up with the routine wake up track.

In sometime, Pooja Misra is seen painting her T- shirt with her ‘Kajal’ & lipstick. She is seen in a very funny looking avatar which gets all the housemates amused. She also explains the reason behind her foolish act. Amar and Vida are seen discussing Pooja Misra’s desperate measures to attract attention.

The housemates finally experience yet another crazy fight. Pooja Misra of course is the culprit as she takes on Lakshmi as her latest target. The fight was over a negligible issue but Pooja made it a big deal and blew it out of proportion. The fight was amusing for the rest of the housemates as this behavior was more or less a routine.

Bigg Boss calls Pooja Bedi to the confession room. To her astonishment she finds none other than Swami Agnivesh himself present in the confession room. After a shock, Bigg Boss convinces her that he is the latest entrant to the Bigg Boss house and it is her responsibility to take care of all his needs.

Will the housemates handle Pooja Misrra's insanity & make Swami Agnivesh feel comfortable in the house?

To be a part of the action, don’t miss Vodafone presents Bigg Boss 5 - Tonight at 10.30pm - Only on COLORS

SMS POM TO 56882 TO SAVE POOJA MISRRA

2011-11-09T08:14:00.000-08:00


Pooja Misrra

POOJA MISRRA

Age: 27

Star Sign: Pisces

Nationality: Indian

Occupation: Model, VJ

Pooja Missra has been a VJ, talk show anchor and Page 3 socialite. She has previously participated in the reality show The Big Switch on UTV Bindass, where her fiery devil-may-care attitude led to quite a few fights with other participants.

'BIGG BOSS 5'

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2011-01-30T00:17:00.000-08:00

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2010-02-03T02:19:00.000-08:00

RENDEZVOUS WITH MINISTER FOR HEALTH SINGAPORE KHAW BOON WANG!!!
Being flown down to Singapore for an event is one thing but understanding the people spending time with dignitaries is quite another....
All in all a memorable day!!

MODELS N TRENDS HOARDINGS

2009-10-31T09:07:00.000-07:00

Hi all,

Here's a peek into Models n Trends hoardings in Bombay, my hometown. I have featured as the cover girl for this months' issue. Do check it out at www.modelsntrends.com

Love,

Pooja

KATHAK THE ART OF PIROUETTING

2009-09-06T08:51:00.000-07:00

Hey people,
So everyone's wonderin where i have been?
Well a lot of insecure women have tried their level best to keep me away from you .......but insecurity is something they should die off not me, that's why i am back.....
Back to doing a lot of fun stuff like fencing,bellydancing,driving in the fast lane etc....However the one I am most excited about is Kathak....what drew me to it is the Grace,Eloquence,Beauty and the fact it is the foundation to any dance form....So up I am in the morning ,and off i go to my class....and tired are my feet at night from all the practice and riyaaz....i hope all the cute guys who are reflexology experts are listening....maybe i can do with a free demo after din din.....Jokes apart,i will upload images of me in action shortly for all my fans and wellwishers....until then this is pooja saying....Stay Elegant!!!

TRUELY A KHAZANA!!

2009-07-27T11:14:00.000-07:00

Hey all,
Attending the annual event khazana at oberois was one enchanting rendevous,mesmerizing melodies,connoisseurs,amalgam of veteran musicians,pulchritudinous flower arrangements,one eventful evening.Being a pankaj udhas fan i thought it would be a jugalbandi or concert but was pleasantly surprised ,for it was far beyond...Long live the melodies of Madan Mohan!

BANGALORE TIMES....26TH JULY 2009

2009-07-25T18:27:00.000-07:00

CLICK BELOW....

http://lite.epaper.timesofindia.com/getpage.aspx?pageid=41&pagesize=&edid=&edlabel=TOIBG&mydateHid=26-07-2009&pubname=&edname=&publabel=TOI

STRUTTING DOWN THE RAMP IN A VINTAGE ,GOTHIC NUMBER!!!

2009-07-24T22:41:00.000-07:00

BANGALORE DNA AFTER HRS- 25TH JULY 2009
Got my own calender

Pooja Missra knows how to grab attention alright. She spiced up her presence at the Blenders Pride Bangalore Fashion Week by talking about her calendar, and even compared it to the Kingfisher Calendar. The similarities don't end there. The model who is yet to make her debut in the film industry said that her calendar would be circulated only among a select, niche crowd. "The Kingfisher Calendar is more about pin up girls and eroticism. My calendar is more poetic, speaks of romance and is about sensuality. It captures the mood of the woman in love," states Pooja. That is sure to get a lot of people curious, we think!
CLICK HERE FOR MORE-
http://epaper.dnaindia.com/dnabangalore/epapermain.aspx?queryed=7&eddate=7%2f25%2f2009

mamma's boys.........ma i love you but dont bestow me with so much love that when i am 30 i am still a kid and looking for your replica in my gf's!!!

2009-07-18T07:17:00.000-07:00

Hey all,
so how is it going??????
Pretty hectic on my end....however before i go further i would like to wish BIG B the best of health and a speedy recovery!!!
OK ....unto today's hot topic.....'MAMMA'S BOYS!!!'
So she is the one who held your hand through your thickest as well as your thinnest and yes!!! no one can replace her EVER!!! It shows in all the things you do,in the way your personality has been moulded but more so in the girls you choose to date!!
Well it is an in depth psychological research that boys look for their mom in the girls they date or marry ,which when handled in a balanced way is fine however when you cross the delicate thin line by going overboard ,it is easy for hell to break loose!! especially for your partner....
So let us get to the root cause....the seed....Every mama loves her son to bits...however mamma's if you are going to get your babies so dependant on you that even when they are way past their thirties they need a silver spoon in their mouth as their core is still weak and immature coz you never let them grow up as you were always their as a shield ,so that they never get hurt,face rough weather.
In turn till today they have a mom's hangover and it reflects in a crystal clear manner in their relationship with the outer world....so don't you think you should let them get a little knocked up by the realities of life for their core to get stronger.....Here is an example....manu was sent to u.k. for his graduation...from a cute little dumpling he metamorphisised into a matured,independant ,charming young man...by all means he was and still is mamma's boy [not crossing the fine line though],check this...so manu what did you get for mama? armani's diamond cause for my ma nothing but diamonds would do!!!!! This is when all his peers were dropping out from the same course as they were home sick, could not handle the life and academics,and wanted to run back home to hide in mamma's lap!!However when ever Manu had a prob [from staying in the laundry room due to some dumb university rule to handling women hitting incessantly on him],by the way for which he very rarely complained about anyways,he knew no way! am i turning to my sis or mom for this ...it is my battle and i will fight it on my own ....no matter who i am pitted against....
That i would call a healthy mentality....think about it if your sis or mom are going to share your life so intricately and fight your battles for you .... you really do not need a partner/gf/wife...coz you already have two back home,so you will go out there and mess up every girl's life coz you will treat it as temporary or a neck to neck competition with mama dearest or only be physically inclined...so by all means the bottomline one draws by this is there will be 'no respect ' for women in general...So mamma as you are a woman and sis you too ,would you like your son/brother to not respect another of your kind,after all only a woman can truely understand another woman!AMEN!
WANT MORE??
CLICK THIS....IT'S HILLARIOUS!!!
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HOW MANY MOTHERS MASQUERADE AS PIMPS FOR THEIR DAUGHTERS IN BOLLYWOOD??????? ANSWER THIS FOR ME ....WILL U?????

2009-07-12T06:54:00.000-07:00

ANOTHER INTERESTING MAIL??? FEEL FREE TO SEND YOUR SOLUTIONS....IN CASE U ARE ABLE TO GET YOUR FACE OUT OF THE POT FROM BARFING AFTER READING IT!!!!!!!!
.........
P.S.- JUST MAKE SURE YOU KEEP SECURITY OR U MIGHT LAND UP LOOKING SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!!!!!!

DEAR POOJA ,
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE......I AM A STANDARD BOLLYWOOD MOTHER WHO PIMPS HER DAUGHTER FOR VARIOUS MATERIALISTIC GAINS AND ADVANTAGES,HOWEVER THEIR IS A PROBLEM THAT HAS REARED ITS UGLY HEAD , THERE WAS THIS FAMILY FRIEND'S DAUGHTER WHO WAS SOMETHING....MAN IS SHE BRAVE!!!!!SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GREAT TO CALL HER MY SO CALLED NIECE AND PIMP HER BUT U KNOW AS IT TURNS OUT SHE DID NOT INDULGE IN THE FLESH TRADE OF SELLING HER BODY TO GET WORK SO ,I STEALTHILY TRIED PIMPING HER TO INTERESTED PARTIES WHEN SHE USED TO BE FAST ASLEEP AND IN TURN I USED TO EXTRACT ALL KINDS OF FAVOURS FROM THESE PEOPLE WHO USED TO GO TO HER HOUSE TO FEEL HER UP AFTER MAKING HER UNCONSCIOUS ..............AS IT TURNS OUT SHE HAS FIGURED OUT ALL ABOUT WHAT I WAS DOING TO HER WITHOUT HER KNOWING IT AND HOLY RAMA!!!!!! IS SHE MAD AT ME!!!!!.....I WAS CONSISTENTLY BACKSTABBING HER THINKING SHE WILL NEVER KNOW........SO I AM SENDING HER MANY JOB OFFERS ABROAD SO THAT SHE JUST GOES AWAY AND DOES NOT TELL ANYBODY BUT LIKE I MENTIONED SHE IS TOUGH AS TOUGH CAN BE.........AND WONT BUDGE ........SO NOW I AM SHITTING THAT SHE WILL TELL THE POLICE ,HER LAWYERS AND THE WHOLE INDUSTRY........WHAT DO I DO???????I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT!

P.P.S- INCASE U COLLAPSED READING THIS POST HERE IS A LITTLE FUNNY TO KEEP U ALIVE!!!
"The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy."

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE-
"I have to go. I'm conducting a seminar in multiple personality disorders, and it takes me forever to fill out the nametags."

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2009-07-11T10:49:00.001-07:00

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MS. INSECURITYx 2 .......PART 3.......THIS ONE I WILL LET YOU ANSWER....

2009-07-09T05:39:00.000-07:00

Hi All,
How is it going?
I must admit we are living in the haut monde age where women know their worth and really do a lot of things for themselves and not for their other half but this ridiculous concept of
City women undergoing vaginal rejuvenation procedure — a surgery to tighten the vagina — to enjoy better sex post pregnancy..... is hysterically amusing.....I mean i can understand if you take to cosmetic surgery elsewhere but down under seems not only unsafe but also very insecure.
Think about it our parents gave birth to us and our kin without the flames of passion flagging for so many years [by the way my parents finished 39 yrs of marriage today!!!] without resorting to whimsical,shallow,aimless and flippant surgeries like these,i am sure the confident woman of today can do without it especially if she is doing it for her man and not for herself!!!!!
And now onto today's questions......well i would love to throw the ball in your court for a change, love to see my inbox filled with all your solutions ,Until next time....
see u later,alligator!!!!!

HI POOJA,
I AM BACK WITH ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SUBJECT 'ME'AND MY FLAGRANT ACTIVITIES....
WELL LIKE I HAD MENTIONED IN THE PAST[QUOTE UNQUOTE] ""I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO DESTROY ANY GIRL MY GAY BOY HAS PLAYED WITH /HARASSED/OR HAS A ROVING EYE FOR ......SO THAT HE THINKS I AM ALL POWERFUL AND PRIDES HIMSELF IN HIDING IN MY SKIRT WHICH IS TAINTED BY SEIMEN OF MANY IN ANY CASE"".........
THAT I TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN HARROWING THESE UNSUSPECTING GIRLS ,AS WITH ALL THAT MY GAYBOY HAS TOLD ME I KNOW WHICH BUTTONS TO PUSH...AND WHEN I AM NOT AT IT MY GAYBOY TAKES OVER USING MY IDENTITY AS A SHIELD...CONSIDERING I AM SO BOOOOOOORED WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO,SO THIS IS HOW WE KILL OUR TIME BY BADGERING OTHER'S PEACE OF MIND.....I KNOW WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE A COUPLE THEY DO GOOD THINGS TO PEOPLE AROUND THEM BECAUSE IT IS THE AFTERMATH OF GENERATING ENOUGH LOVE INTERNALLY AMONGST THE ONES INVOLVED WHICH CULMINATES IN GURGLING IT EXTERNALLY TO THE OUTER WORLD ,HOWEVER WE ARE NOTHING LIKE THAT .......IN OUR DRUG INDUCED HAZE ,WE ARE JUST POWER HUNGRY ,AND VILE OUR TIME IN THESE MISCREANT,EXECRABLE,AND TREACHEROUS ACTIVITIES....WHAT SAY?DON'T YOU THINK WE DESERVE A SHRINK?

HELLO POOJ,
LET ME TELL YOU A TALE OF A MANIACAL,INSECURE,DIMWIT OF A STUNTED TUB OF LARD[referred as r]...WELL,SHE SUCKS UP TO NEWSPAPER EDITORS WHO BLATANTLY PATRONIZE HER,MUCH TO EVERYBODY'S DISMAY BECAUSE IT IS BEGINNING TO MAR THE CREDIBILITY OF THE PUBLICATION,EVEN WHEN THERE IS NOTHING REALLY TO WRITE HOME ABOUT.SHE WAS BOUGHT DOWN TO BE A PAWN FOR A HIGHER LEVEL POLITICAL GAME.EVERY TIME THIS REALLY SWEET MUCH MORE TALENTED AND BETTER LOOKING CELEBRITY[referred as ace] APPEARS IN THE PAPERS LIKE A BITCH IN HEAT THIS CHUBBY, MANIPULATIVE ,GOSSIP MONGER WANTS TO OUTDO HER WHEN THERE IS NO CONNECTION BETWEEN THE TWO AT ALL.......BESIDES THE FACT THAT THIS BLUBBER'S [r]AMBITIOUS MOTHER AND SISTER CANNOT STAND THIS BEAUTIFUL TALENTED CELEBRITY[ace] DOING WELL,IN FACT I HAVE BEEN A WITNESS OF THE MOTHER AND SISTER SEETHING IN JEALOUSY SEEING THE MORE TALENTED [ace]GIRL'S IMAGES IN THE PAPERS.......NOT ONLY HAS THE WANNABE DIMWIT [r]SPREAD MALICIOUS RUMOURS BUT ALSO HER EX BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN CHASING THIS OTHER BEAUTIFUL CELEBRITY [ace]FOR YEARS BUT WHEN EACH TIME HE GOT REJECTED AND DUMPED, AFTER CRYING RIVERS HE GOT THIS TUB OF LARD DOWN JUST TO PROVE A POINT HOPING HE COULD FINALLY GET [ace]TO FINALLY NOTICE HIM BUT UNFORTUNATELY AS IT TURNS OUT HE HAD A HOPE IN HELL!!!!!!!AND THE BEST PART IS THIS TUB OF LARD [r]IS MARRIED TO A THAI GUY.....I GUESS HER MARRIAGE DOES NOT KEEP HER HAPPY,THAT'S WHY SHE GOES SLEEPING AROUND WITH HER EX BOYFRIEND WHO BY THE WAY WHEN SHE WAS GOING OUT WITH ,SHE WENT AND SLEPT WITH HIS BIGGEST RIVAL FOR A DIAMOND RING WHICH WAS CRYSTAL ANYWAYS!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN LIKE THIS?????

THE CORRECT LINK!

2009-07-07T10:35:00.000-07:00

HI ALL,
FOR ALL THOSE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PREVIOUS LINK NOT WORKING PROPERLY HERE IS THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY WORKS.....OR SO I AM TOLD.......FILL ME IN ON THE FEEDBACK!!!

http://epaper.timesofindia.com/Repository/ml.asp?Ref=UE1JUi8yMDA5LzA3LzA0I0FyMDI1MDE=&Mode=HTML&Locale=english-skin-custom

DO YOU EVEN KNOW U HAVE BEEN ASSAULTED?SILENT RAPE ...THE NEW MANTRA OF BALLESS LOSERS???

2009-07-02T13:32:00.000-07:00

HI ALL,
APOLOGIES FOR NOT BEING REGULAR WITH MY POSTS ,HAS BEEN A HANDFUL WITH MY TWEET AND PRI AROUND, SO AFTER 40 MINS ON THE TREADMILL BACKED WITH 30 MINS OF STRENGTH TRAINING HERE I AM RARING TO GO....LOVE PROBLEMS....BRING IT ON!!!

HI POOJA,
THIS ONE IS REALLY SERIOUS AND A LEGAL CASE UNDER SUBJUDICE BUT I WANTED TO BRING IT TO YOUR NOTICE ON YOUR BLOG TO SPREAD THE WORD OF HOW UNSAFE CAN MUMBAI BE!!!!
THE MEDIA IS GUNG HO ABOUT A SEALINK THAT HAS ANYWAYS TAKEN AGES TO MAKE BUT WHAT IF THE SAME IS TAKEN BY RAPISTS LATE AT NIGHT WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OFF, TO ACCELERATE THE CRIME RATE IN MUMBAI CITY......I HAVE BEEN LIVING BY MYSELF AS MY JOB DEMANDS, IN A LU XE 2 BHK APARTMENT,AS I AM INDEPENDENT AND SELF SUFFICIENT BY NATURE AND NEVER HOME ANYWAYS, ALWAYS OUT ON WORK, I DID NOT FEEL THE NEED TO KEEP A 24 HOUR HOUSE HELP,HOWEVER WHEN I WAS FAST ASLEEP LITTLE DID I KNOW THERE WAS A SLIME BALL WHO WAS TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS FOR YEARS, WITH FAMILY HISTORY OF CRIME ,HE HAD SECRETLY CONSPIRED AND PAID THE WATCHMEN BELOW MY BUILDING SO THAT HE COULD SNEAK INTO MY HOUSE ONCE THE LIGHTS WERE OUT AND USED CHLOROFORM TO MAKE ME UNCONSCIOUS ,ASSAULT ME AND STEALTHILY SLIP OUT,I DID NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON UNTIL ONE DAY I NOTICED THE BLUE MARKS ON MY BODY SUSPECTING WHICH I WENT INTO REGRESSION AND IT ALL STARTED COMING IN FRONT OF MY EYES,I THEN METICULOUSLY STARTED COLLECTING PROOF AND INFORMED THE POLICE AND MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS COWARD....SO ALL YOU PEOPLE LISTENING BE VERY CAREFUL OF THESE SO CALLED HIGH SOCIETY PLAYBOYS COZ AFTER A LINE OF COKE IF JESSICA LAL COULD BE MURDERED THEN SILENT RAPE IS QUITE AN EVIDENT POSSIBILITY.......
THE UN WRAPPER...

HI DEAR,
I AM SHOCKED.......THAT IS MY FIRST REACTION THOUGH !!!!BUT ON SECOND THOUGHTS THERE ARE A LOT OF RAPISTS MASQUERADING AROUND SCOT FREE AS VAGABOND PLAYBOYS/PARTY BOYS AND I APPRECIATE THE COURAGE FOR YOU TO WRITE IN ABOUT IT......SO ALL MY READERS WHO THINK THEY ARE SAFE RECHECK,SPECIALLY IF YOU LIVE ALONE KINDLY INVEST IN HIDDEN SECURITY CAMERAS,AND MICROPHONES,WHEREIN YOU ARE AWARE OF WHAT GOES ON BEHIND YOUR BACK OR WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP...AS FOR YOU MS.UN WRAPPER,I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR CASE AND LET ME KNOW IF I CAN BE OF ANYMORE HELP....BESIDES I WOULD LIKE TO "HOLLER" AT MUMBAI POLICE AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO PRIDE THEMSELVES AS SECURITY PROFESSIONALS TO LISTEN UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS....FOR HOW LONG WILL INDEPENDENT WOMEN TOLERATE THE CAVEMAN ATROCITIES OF THESE CASANOVAS/RAPISTS WHO ARE RIDING ON THEIR POP'S MONEY,TO ONLY FURTHER "ILLEGAL" ACTIVITIES .....SUCH MEN WHO ARE HARDLY MEN IN ANY CASE SHOULD BE IMPRISONED BY THE POLICE AND SUBSEQUENTLY CASTRATED AS THEY ARE SO USED TO PAYING FOR SEX THAT ONCE THEY SEE A GIRL ALONE THEY THINK THEY CAN HAVE IT "ILLEGALLY" AND "FORCIBLY" FOR FREE!!!!!..WE DO NOT WANT MUMBAI'S CRIME RATE TO MATCH NEW YORK"S.......THANKS BUT NO THANKS!!!!!!!

HI POOJ,
I HAVE TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE HOW WEAK AND SLIMY CAN WOMEN BE, I MEAN I READ YOUR BLOG ALL THE TIME,AND I KNOW YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF A STRONG WOMAN BESIDES BEING A WOMAN'S WOMAN,THERE IS THIS OVER THE HILL WOMAN I KNOW WHO IS COMPLETELY WARPED, FIRST SHE REJECTS A GUY AND WHEN HE MOVES ON WITH SOMEONE PROBABLY A DASH BETTER THAN HER SHE GOES BACK AND SLEEPS WITH HIM ...IS THAT NOT WHAT U CALL ,FIRST SPITTING THEN LICKING????? AS FOR THE GUY HE ALREADY IS IN A MUCH HYPED RELATIONSHIP AND PUTS UP THIS FACADE OF BEING A LOYAL DOTING BOYFRIEND ,HE TELLS HIS PARTNER I AM GOING TO DELHI FOR WORK AND OFF HE GOES TO THE MALL TO PICK UP THE LATEST "TKO" WATCH ,SO THAT HE CAN JUMP IN BED WITH THIS SPITTING THEN LICKING GIRL....WITHOUT A THOUGHT IT MAY COST HIM HIS CURRENT RELATIONSHIP WHICH IN ANY CASE HE IS USING AS A PAWN TO GET THIE SPITTING AND THEN LICKING GIRL .....????OBSCENE AND EVEN MORE OBSCENE WHEN HIS SO CALLED GIRLFRIEND FINDS OUT THAT HE HAS BEEN SLEEPING BEHIND HER BACK THAT TOO WITH A GIRL SHE ONCE HELPED HIM OUT COOL??????
KO

HI KO,
I CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW WOMEN CAN BE SOOOOOOO DUBIOUS,I ALWAYS HAVE BELIEVED A WOMAN WHO HOLDS HER OWN ,HAS A SPINE ,WILL BE THE ONE WHO GETS THE BEST GUY AND HAS THE LAST LAUGH, AND TRUST ME THAT HOLDS SO TRUE ,SO IF MS.SPIT AND LICK IS ENJOYING A ROMP WITH SOMEONE SHE REJECTED ,JUST GOES TO SHOW WHAT A LITTLE WUSS SHE IS DEEP DOWN INSIDE....ALL INSECURE AND DESPERATE,BESIDES WHEN HIS SO CALLED GIRLFRIEND FINDS OUT,WHICH I AM SURE SHE WILL AFTER READING THIS BLOG ,IF SHE IS WOMAN ENOUGH SHE WILL REALISE HOW HE IS USING HER AS A BAIT TO HOOK MORE GIRLS EVEN THE ONCE WHO HAVE TREATED HIM LIKE SHIT IN THE PAST......SO YOU SEE THIS MAN OR SHOULD I SAY EUNUCH IS ALSO TOTALLY A SPINELESS LITTLE SUCKER, SUCKING UP ON THE DUMP OF REJECTION THAT HAS BEEN CAKING ON HIM FOR A WHILE....SO LETS HOPE, OUT OF THE TWO INVOLVED AT LEAST ONE IS A REAL WOMAN AS THE FORMER PROVED SHE IS HOPELESSLY WEAK !!!!!!!HERE IS HOPING THE LATTER IS NOT!!!!!!!

The Swiftness of a BULLET!!!!!

2009-06-29T23:49:00.000-07:00

THREE MARTIAL EXPERTS SHOT THROUGH THE BRAIN BEFORE THEY COULD DO THEIR COMICAL TAEKANDO POSES......THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF A SHOTGUN!!!!

MS. INSECURE PART 2........AMORE PEROS!!!!

2009-06-29T10:02:00.000-07:00

HI POOJA,
IT IS ME MS. INSECURE AGAIN........TODAY I AM GOING TO TELL YOU MORE ABOUT MYSELF AND MY TOXIC RELATIONSHIP.....FIRSTLY I WANT TO BEGIN BY TELLING YOU ABOUT MY MEDIOCRE BACKGROUND CONSIDERING WE ARE THE KINDS WHO WOULD NOT SPEND A CENT TO FORGET LEAVE THE CITY ,THE COUNTRY IS A DISTANT DREAM...I MUST ALSO MENTION HERE THAT I AM SUPER MATERIALISTIC THANKS TO THAT AND DONT WASTE MY TIME WITH LOVE AND EMOTIONS,INSTEAD SHOW ME THE MONEY AND I WILL STRIP........SO WHEN I HOOKED THIS SUCKER WHO WOULD TAKE ME FOR VACATIONS ABROAD I FELT WOW WHAT A CATCH!!!....NOW CONSIDERING I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU HOW GOD DARN INSECURE I AM I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO DESTROY ANY GIRL MY GAY BOY HAS PLAYED WITH /HARRASED/OR HAS A ROVING EYE FOR ......SO THAT HE THINKS I AM ALL POWERFUL AND PRIDES HIMSELF IN HIDING IN MY SKIRT WHICH IS TAINTED BY SEIMEN OF MANY IN ANY CASE.........
SO WHAT I DO IS KEEP SPIES AND GET TO KNOW HOW TO HARRASS THESE GIRLS AND THEIR FAMILIES ,MAKING SURE I DAMAGE THEM FOR LAKHS.AND WHEN I DONT SUCCEED IN HARMING THEM I DISMISS IT BY SAYING SHE IS JUST JEALOUS....WHEN IN REALITY I AM THE ONE WHO IS JEALOUS!!

WHAT I DID NOT TELL YOU LAST TIME WAS THAT I STARTED SLEEPING AROUND WITH ALL AND SUNDRY FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE,AND EACH TIME I WOULD GET PREGNANT MY FATHER WHO IS A ABORTION EXPERT DOCTOR WOULD HAPPILY SCRAPE THE UNWANTED MESS OFF ME.......SO I HAVE A BIG LIST OF PEOPLE I CONSISTENTLY GIVE BJ'S TO,AND IN TURN THEY COME HANDY IN ME CONDUCTING MY NEFARIOUS ACTIVITIES TO HARRASS PEOPLE....AND IF YOU ARE WONDERING ABOUT MY GAY BOY HE HAS NO QUALMS IN ME PROVIDING SEXUAL SERVICES OF ALL KINDS INFACT I HAVE SLEPT WITH HIS WORK CONTACTS TO FURTHER HIS CAREER ASWELL,THEREFORE I DEMANDED HIM TO TRANSFER THE PROPRIETORSHIP OF HIS PROPERTY ON MY NAME!!!!!......IS IT NOT A RELATIONSHIP OF CONVENIENCE....INFACT SOMETIMES I EVEN SHARE MY MEN WITH HIM WHEN WE HAVE TO EXTRACT BBBIIIIGGGG FAVOURS FROM THEM...LIKE I GET SO NOSTALGIC WHEN I TELL YOU THIS ,HOW HE PIMPED ME WELL FOR A HOUSE THAT I ALWAYS WANTED ONLY RECENTLY!!!!!
NOW FROM BEING A FLY ON THE WALL I HAVE GONE ON TO BECOME A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY,I DRESS BETTER AND PROVIDE SEX TO MEN ON A HIGHER RUNG COMPARED TO PREVIOUSLY WHEN I HAD TO SLEEP WITH MEN WHO WOULD NOT EVEN WAX OR CLEAN THEIR GENITALIA.....SO IN THAT RESPECT MY STANDARDS HAVE GONE UP THANX TO MY GAY BOY AND HIS EFFECTIVE PIMPING....SO TELL ME POOJA WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY RELATIONSHIP AND ANY TIPS ON HOW I CAN MAKE IT MORE PERVERSE AND MATERIALLY SATISFYING......

WELL TO BEGIN WITH I WOULD TELL YOU TO SPARE ME THE EXPLICIT AND GORY DETAILS,AND AS FAR AS YOU HARRASSING OTHERS ARE CONCERNED,IT WONT BE LONG UNTIL THE COPS PULL YOU BY THE HAIR AND KICK YOU IN YOUR STOMACH AND FACE,AND MY DEAR MS. INSECURE THAT DAY EVEN YOUR GAY BOY IS GOING TO RUN OFF WITH BETTER OPTIONS AND LEAVE YOU TO PAY FOR ALL THE SHIT THAT YOU HAVE CREATED AND CREATING IN YOUR INTOXICATION OF BEING WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS SOCIALLY VALIDATED YOU .......AND AS FAR AS ALL THE FILTH AND DIRT YOU INDULGE IN AS FAR AS YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS CONCERNED I DO NOT SEE IT LAST FOR TOO LONG AS RELATIONSHIPS OF CONVENIENCE ARE JUST THAT...CONVENIENT !!!!!AND ONCE THE MUTUAL CONVENIENCE FACTOR HAS WORN OFF ,THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO LATCH ONTO ....AND I DO NOT THINK ANY BODY WOULD EVEN BOTHER AT SPITTING AT SUCH A LOUSY,GROSS,DISHEVELED,REPULSIVE ASSOCIATION LEAVE ALONE BEING JEALOUS!!!!

CAN SOMEBODY TELL THESE SUBSTANCE ABUSED RETARDS TO STOP MAILING ME!!!!!

2009-06-27T23:06:00.000-07:00

Hey friends,These guys really take my TV avatar v.seriously ,i take it
as a compliment,but tolerating substance abused retards has never been
my cup of tea...

Check this-

Hi P,
You are gorgeous and sexy ,
Now let me tell you about me,my name is TINY,and i am tiny not only below but also up above ..... i am a wannabe,creep and a slime ball may
i add considering its confession time....
You know i have scheduled my whole daily life around getting girls
especially models and celebrities doesn't that make me a desperado and
a wannabe ,well by far i am that and a lot more let me elaborate...
I love gifting a girl say with a watch,flooding her with
compliments,buying her drinks ,getting into her pants then blowing my
trumpet to the whole world that i have done her.....like i recently
did...
And when I am all coked up even boys will do.......yes that totally makes me a bisexual!!!!
Besides that considering i am such a loser deep down i work so hard to
get into the dynamics of a woman's mind....coz eventually that's where
it is at....I put spy ware in their phone so I know there
where abouts and relationship with the outer world so that i can
capitalize on their every vulnerability....see i believe in covert
hypnosis therefore whenever a girl steps out of her house i put number
plates,stickers,bus logos to bombard her mind with thoughts i want to
control her with,then when i get a fart on my face i cant handle it ,i
get my dad,my brothers and my sister involved and leave no stone unturned
to to harass and irritate her,like getting her billboards pulled
down,making sure she doesn't get her due at award
ceremonies,embarrassing her and her family over a petty club membership which they did not care about anyways, i
feel when i do these things i can intimidate and frustrate them to
get what i want ,which in most circumstances is a lay....And considering
I am a scared "PUSSY",so when i cant convince them i confuse them
,putting the blame on their favourite hero,which in most cases is
SALMAN KHAN,So that way i get to DEFAME him and also
get the burden off my head of being such a coward.......
Besides I am such a low life that when a woman has no interest in me and literally kicks me up my rump......I cannot handle it therefore I go and spread rumours of quite the opposite...just to satiate my 'GAY HOOD'
And when it comes to spending i am a sindhi snake u know a cent for a
new comer and a pocketful for a relatively OK name........does that
not stink of servitude but then that's who i am...MONEY FOR NOTHING AND CHICKS FOR FREE.....
And the thing that massages my ego the most is my 'black book' which
consists of the whose who i have scored with, in fact when i go back
home to it i achieve nirvana.......how's that for massaging a deflated
ego?
Besides making sex tapes and mms of filthy content and circulating them is something i indulge in every now and then.....keeps my perverse persona ALIVE......

So all in all i am WIERD and where ever i leave off i let my brothers
and sister take over considering they ADMIRE me as a guru ...............................are we not
SOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOL?

WELL WHAT CAN I SAY BESIDES, GO TO REHAB BUT THEN THEY WILL NOT ALLOW
CRIMINALS LIKE U ....RIGHT? SO AN ASYLUM UNDER THE GUIDANCE OF POLICE
SECURITY WOULD BE A BETTER OPTION.....AND JUST TO SET THE RECORD
STRAIGHT IN TODAYS DEMOCRATIC WORLD NO ONE CAN BE MADE TO FEEL
INTIMIDATED ESPECIALLY WOMEN SO IF U HAVE THE CAVEMAN MENTALITY THAT
MEN ARE ONE UP ,I AM SURE U KNOW THAT WHEN A WOMAN CURSES U FROM HER
HEART IT CAN PARALYZE YOUR BRAIN ASWELL AS YOUR FRAGILE
BACK........BESIDES KINDLY REFRAIN FROM MAILING ME AS I WILL JUST
RESONATE WHAT MY READERS ARE THINKING..........GET A LIFE LOSER!!!!!!

THE NO.1 CAUSE OF DIVORCE....INSECURITY!!!

2009-06-26T02:27:00.000-07:00

HI FRIENDS,

I HAVE BEEN TRAVELLING SO HAD NO TIME TO ATTEND TO YOUR PROBS......AN EXTENTION OF MY SHOW ON TV .....JAB WE TALK.......HOWEVER SOME FEMALES JUST DONT GET IT AND KEEP SENDING ME MAILS .......HERE IS THE LATEST ONE!!!! CHECK THIS...

HI POOJA,

LOVE U NOW PLS HELP SAVE MY MARRIAGE.........

I AM WITH THIS GUY WHO IS A PLAYBOY AND AN ENAMOURED ONE AT THAT, I AM 40 AND FADING WHAT I HAVE BETWEEN MY LEGS CAN BE DESCRIBED AS NOTHING LESS THAN THE AJANTA AND ELLORA CAVES AND I AM AWARE OF MY DEBAUCHED GUY"S ROVING EYE ,THERE IS THIS GIRL WHO REJECTED HIM BEFORE I CAME INTO HIS LIFE, I HAVE LEFT NO STONE UNTURNED TO SURPASS HER IN HIS EYES ...TO BEGIN WITH BY DRESSING IN HER PATENT MINI SKIRT STYLE AS SHE HAS BETTER LEGS THAN ME, AND WHENEVER SHE WAS THE STAR I WOULD GET SO CONSUMED IN MY INSECURITY THAT I WOULD QUICKLY TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN SO THAT HE DOES NOT GO AFTER HER.I EVEN KNOW HE GOES TO PUNE CHASING HER FOR SOMETHING I CANT GIVE HIM I GUESS COZ I AM OLD AND INSECURE AND SHE IS YOUNG AND VIRGINAL....I STOLE HER IPOD TO UNDERSTAND HOW SHE THINKS,I HAVE DONE THE WORST OF THINGS TO GET ONE UP ON HER,AND I ALSO KNOW SHE IS ENGAGED TO A MULTI BILLIONARE WHO IS BETTER LOOKING ,BETTER IN BED AND MORE LOYAL THAN MY DOG......WHAT DO I DO?????

I AM LEAVING NO STONE UNTURNED TO KEEP HIM,DOING DRUGS WITH HIM REGULARLY WHILE PARTYING SO THAT HE THINKS I AM COOL EVEN DURING SEX I AM READY TO DO ANYTHING ,INCLUDING PUTTING MY TOUNGE UP HIS EVERY HOLE BUT STILL HE WANDERS,I EVEN SLEPT WITH MEN BIGGER THAN HIM IN SOCIAL STANDING SO THAT I KEEP HIM INTERESTED!!!............I AM HOLDING ONTO THIS RELATIONSHIP LIKE MY LIFE'S BREATH COZ IN THE PAST I WAS IN 12 YEARS OF TRAUMATIC RELATIONSHIP WHERE MY BOYFRIEND GOT MARRIED THRICE EVEN WHEN I WAS AROUND, NEVER VALIDATED ME SO THIS TIME ROUND DURING THE INITIAL FLUSH OF ROMANCE I HOOKED THIS GUY BY MARRYING HIM YET IT IS STILL NOT WORKING........I AM IN THE CORE OF ME A DOORMAT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY TO HIDE IT AND LEVERAGE MYSELF AS COOL............I FEEL IT THAT I AM A LOOOOOSER ,PLS HELP!

Hi Ms. Insecure,

Like sharon stone once said "insecurity is a terrible thing", so if you are in a relationship that keeps you insecure and toxic, get out, if a man can drive you to do these crazy things just to keep him,then very truly u have become a hyper bundle of nerves and as much as i sympathise with you ,i also feel that all these nasty things you have done and are doing will only make your love life worse, coz karma will catch up with you soon enough, so put an end to your misery and that of others ,by getting out of this relationship coz if you are going to hold onto it so hard it will crumble away.........so all the best my warped one, only would like to end with a quote 'when u love someone set them free ,if they come back to you they loved you,if not you were never meant to be'.......

Cheers lady!

Until next time!

SO HOW DO YOU DEFINE AN EXXXXX?

2009-06-23T03:34:00.001-07:00

Ya friends so tell me how do define an ex?

I guess as someone you have shared a phase of your life with.....

Dined,Wined,Went on vacations with, taught a little and learnt a little from right??????

What if somebody claims to have had a relationship with you when you have no clue of even ever KNOWING that person?

Just because they had put spy ware in your phone and were hearing your every conversation, capitalising on your every contact , manipulating your life, means 'THEY' were interested in being a part of your life [that too illegally] ,without you even knowing it....does not mean you had anything to do with them.........or even know them........

It is a different story if a water buffalo knew exactly what was happening and decided to politicize the situation by using you as a bait to have affair's with them saying 'she is not ready yet' and 'do u need a release?'

Bizarre that "they" bought what the buffalo said ,maybe because they also wanted favours from her.....and played along being the opportunist par excellence they are infamous for being anyways..........

However no one can politicize no situation anymore and use you as a bait to build bonds with them..........

so listen up if you want to go out of your way to befriend someone do not use your SO CALLED nephew/niece as a link to climb the ladder as it will not be entertained..........

LIVE WITH IT ......BITCH!!!!!!!!

WHO MADE U THE JUDGE ANYWAYS!!!!!!

THIS ONE I WILL LET YOU ANSWER PART -11

2009-06-23T03:31:00.000-07:00

THIS ONE I WILL LET YOU ANSWER PART -11
Hi friends,
Another interesting email from the same lady i wrote about a couple of days back......
here is the tale.....all u bollywood directors free inspiration....
So there is this young girl coming from a sheltered background...working her way up by sheer hard work,grit and self motivation when one day after her shoot in a vulnerable state she gets a message from one of her' so called friends' to attend a party, well she could not even be bothered but her friends egg her on.....
So she gets there only to see some loser she knew ions back and his elder brother who puts up this fake socially polished act....little did she realise how her coming there was plotted by all three...before she knows the elder brother is smooching her in the loo and her friend who egged her on to go there in the first place has been very disgracefully thrown out of the party and this 'so called friend 'who extended the invite is telling her to go to the elder brothers room to sleep with him.....in an alarmed state she flees to the door only to know her humiliated friend has taken off with her car and chauffeur.....
Anyhow the car comes back in half an hour within which the younger brother leaves no stone unturned to humiliate the poor girl waiting for her car......
If you think it ends here well this is where it all begins...
So the elder brother get a whiff of all the the great work she has in her kitty a movie,a coveted campaign and gives her an anonymous call on her cell faking he is calling from the American express bank and asking if she needs a credit card and guess what?she bangs the phone saying not interested.......
So He takes it on his ego and tries to date the other lady starring with her in the movie however when he gets rejected from her as well he starts working the producer of the film ....telling her tales and being charming as usual..
Now one would think a producer is a matured person who can sift the grain from the chaff but apparently not ...she buys into his bullshit and starts using the lady living alone as a pawn to get him to do favours of all kinds........
In the mean time his ego still cannot fathom the the girl living alone having dropped him like hot potato so he starts sticking stickers on ricks, number plates,buses etc and has them run before her car every time she steps out.....so that her brain is bombarded with thoughts of him........as he very well understands out of sight is out of mind...
Having a torrid affair with the producer also empowers him enough to put spy ware in the girls phone ,hack her laptop,and molest her by sneaking into her house when she is fast asleep.
As if that was not enough his younger brother keeps stalking her acting as though he was the elder brother as he knows she still could tolerate him a wee bit more.....
And then the opportunist widowed sister who makes sure that the poor girl is denied every moment of glory she has slogged her arse for .......
And during all this the producer very conveniently in her bout of jealousy keeps sucking all the original ideas of the girl keeping her in delusion that she is a well wisher...
Time flies and the elder brother finally grabs hold of a relatively well known industry girl who he can hang out with for validation, which initially breaks the producers heart as she cant politicise the situation anymore so she gangs up with the new woman to malign the girl alone who by now figures out what has been going on as she had been ignorant all this while.........and little does this new girl know that her boyfriend sleeps with all and sundry the moment she turns her back and more often than not with trash cans who he only can score with anyways and who in all probabilities are HIV positive.........
During this ordeal the girl living alone loses work to the producer and the brothers who have been pimping her opportunities to further their goals.
And when she finally goes to the police and tells them how her laptop has been hacked and her phone spyware and her opportunities stolen..........five years have passed.....
So tell me dear friends if you were in her place who would you deal with first the wolf in sheep clothing producer or the two pussy boys with deflated egos,who just could never have her?
Like last week i leave this open to all to answer........
p.s. remember the song from tashan...... white white face dekha.......a high point in someones torrid affair.......

An Image speaks a thousand words!!!!!!!

2009-06-17T08:43:00.001-07:00

Hi ladies,
here is one from me just for you-

TWO THINGS A WOMAN NEVER SHARES,HER SOILED LINGERIE AND HER MAN[PROVIDED HE IS A MAN AND NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!]

Adios!

Have u heard of the latest DISEASE more fatal than cancer or HIV.....yup guys it is called "AN ADDICTION TO CONTROL"

2009-06-16T09:23:00.000-07:00

Hey friends,
Thanks for all your mails and comments , to me unearthing hush hush issues ,which are swept under the carpet,i am overwhelmed by your response,
so keeping with the tradition today i am going to talk about a 'DISEASE' more fatal than cancer and HIV ,it's called "CONTROL"!!!!!!!
Well it is not uncommon for us to be controlled by our spouse/lovers using sex as a bait or for that matter by our moms or step moms to feel one up on a situation so that they feel they are 'IN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION' or are 'ABOVE US'....
Did not get what i am graciously gesticulating at?
Well i would say its politics at play........We all know women are emotional beings and they cherish their other half so why do we find hidden jealous enemies trying to sniff out our other halves so that they can manipulate our emotional life or for that matter use the person we believe completes us to break/destroy or for that matter wreak havoc in our life?
simply for the lust of "CONTROL"!!!!!!!!!!
So why do they have this inherent need to control?
Simply because 'CONTROL' is another word for 'INSECURITY' yes my regulars, the root cause is nothing but insecurity masked in jealousy with an enormous lack of trust,that leads people to break/manipulate/control relationships/careers/image /or other areas of your life that matter to you....
So what does one do in a situation infested by control freaks? Well simply get to the root cause ...who is that one person who is trying to monopolise the situation to their advantage and who is the one who is targeted then the solution is quite simple....as my diagram illustrates....
JEALOUSY+INSECURITY= CONTROL
ROOT CAUSE[IN OTHER WORDS THE JEALOUS AND INSECURE ONE]+CRAFTY MEANS TO MANUPILATE= ATTACK ON THE TARGET.........
So if you are the target firstly i would tell you to pop open a Merlot right now so that u can celebrate you have 'ARRIVED' therefore your persona is instigating all this jealousy and insecurity....,secondly get unto my blog and read this then i guess you just would not be affected by it all and instead have a hearty laugh getting to the brass tacks which is quite uplifting if you ask me as it is compliment....control freaks are actually 'SCARED ,INSECURE AND JEALOUS' of your presence!!!!!!WHOAH! ATTA GIRL!
Sorry to mention if you are one of the jealous,insecure control freaks then i can totally sympathise with your sorry state of powerlessness and recommend the following link for you to get over your 'COMPLEX'S' and finally get a life!
http://www.pathwaytohappiness.com/relationship_jealousy.html
By the way all my lovely fashionistas have been quite gaga over all the shopping that i have been upto on my escapades abroad which i will get into on another day, however i must mention i did visit an upcoming designers opening exhibition in a ambient store called 'Rudraksha',and this young milan educated designer i am talking about is Rahul mishra, well ya we share the same last name just that mine is spelt a little differently....guys for the last time it is 'MISRRA'!!
So i witnessed his latest collection which has garnered him huge applause at LIFW and it seemed quite cool to me you know interesting kerala and orissa based fabrics in Indian cuts and silhouettes which are revers able....how cool is that? Total value for money i buy one garment and i can wear it on two occasions without having to worry that i am repeating it as all i do is reverse it and lo and behold it's a new ensemble....here's more!
http://www.mid-day.com/epaper/index.htm on page2....

TODAY'S MUST HAVE!

2009-06-14T10:59:00.000-07:00

Vintage FENCING Sword RARE.....[germany]
HELPS YOU PURSUE YOUR PASSION ...
ASWELL AS SLAY ANNOYING PESTS!!!!!!!

SMOOCHLICIOUS!!!!

2009-06-13T08:50:00.000-07:00

Woah whose that girl???.....holy jesus christ!!!!!....or should i say HAI RAMA.......Must either say my prayers or shut my eyes before seeing an image like this.......hey amma yeh kya ho raha ahe!!!!

STRESSED OUT WANNA SHARPEN THE WORKINGS OF YOUR INNER MIND...CHECK THIS!

2009-06-10T22:38:00.000-07:00

GUYS I STUMBLED UPON THIS GREAT E-COURSE ,GIVE IT A LOOK I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF YOU LOVE IT!!!

HERE IS THE LINK!

http://mindpower.goldeninspiration.com/?hop=pooj11

LOVE,

POOJA!!!

FUN AND FROLIC!!!

2009-06-07T10:02:00.000-07:00

The goody bag! KR+ Rocks!

VOILA CLARKE QUAY HERE I COME!

AMIDST A MAKEOVER FOR A LEADING SINGAPOREAN MAGAZINE

THE GAURD UNDERNEATH!

FENCING....MY LATEST PASSION

ROLLERBLADING IN EAST COAST PARK.....

THE LATEST!

2009-06-07T03:22:00.000-07:00

Full Story can be found at http://epaper.dnaindia.com/epapermain.aspx?edorsup=Sup&queryed=43&querypage=1&boxid=31447888&parentid=93522&eddate=06/06/2009
oomphfactor!
pooja misrra on her chat show and calender that is too hot to handle...
preeti devnani
d_preeti@dnaindia.netshe plays a midnight love guru on a tv channel. but ironically, pooja misrra doesn’t just solve other people’s love problems but also often becomes the ‘love problem’ herself.“there are several times when people propose to me on the show. they call and sing to me, read out poetry and even tell me how much they are crazy about me,” confesses misraa, the daughter of a chief commissioner, income tax officer in pune. pooja is now ready to spice up your entire year with her new calendar that will add heat to the already rising mercury. the calendar starts from march instead of january—an unusual thing! ask her why and she explains, “i was shooting for a bunch of italian designers, when me and my team saw the IMAGES and we were like wow! we thought that these are IMAGES that one should be looking at all year round. so the idea of a customised and a limited edition calendar cropped up. we launched a sizzling 12-month calendar starting from march 2009 to february 2010.”as the calendar is available currently on her website for a discounted price of $49.99 as opposed to the original price of $99.99, we wonder why pooja is selling her calendar where as the ones from the house of daboo ratnani, subi samuel, vijay mallya’s kingfisher are all circulated for free to a very select few. “i respect and value my work. and it’s not just some cheap calendar with pin-up models. it features me,” is her answer about a calendar we think is too hot to handle.the girl who calls pune her home says she’s not kashmira shah or rakhi sawant who will live off on controversies. though she likes staying away from controversies, she found herself in one recently. she reveals, “my billboards at marine drive in mumbai about my calendar, were pulled down unceremoniously without the license commissioner giving us any reasons or explanations. when i prodded further, i was given a lame excuse of them being too sensual. but after a diligent rendezvous with the additional municipal commissioner ra rajeev, twice the amount of billboards were up in the city.”

I WILL LET YOU ALL ANSWER THIS FOR ME!

2009-06-07T02:08:00.000-07:00

HI ALL ,

HERE IS AN INTERESTING TALE WITH THE MAKINGS OF A BOLLYWOOD SCRIPT THAT I GOT WHICH I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL..........AND LEAVE IT OPEN FOR ALL OF YOU TO ANSWER.....

SO U HAD AN I.T. RAID BECAUSE YOU DID NOT PAY YOUR TAXES .......WELL YOU SHOULD CHECK THAT UP WITH YOUR ACCOUNTANTS.......WHY BLAME IT ON OTHERS......BECAUSE THAT IS THE EASIEST THING TO DO.......

SO WHAT DID THEY DO? WELL AFTER CONCOTTING AND CONNIVING FOR YEARS THEY WAITED FOR THE OFFICER TO RETIRE AND AS COWARDLY AS THEY COME FOUND A RIPE OPPURTUNITY WHEN THE DAUGHTER OF THE SAME WAS LIVING ALONE IN MUMBAI CITY, TO HARRASS,BLOCK THE INCOME OF, STEAL THE WORK OPPURTUNITY OF ONLY TO USE THEM TO PIGGYBACK ON OTHERS FROM WHOM THEY COULD SEEK GREATER VALIDATION AND BETTER SOCIAL STANDING .

HOW DID THEY DO IT?

BY SQUIRMING THEIR WAY IN TO HER LIFE BY PUTTING SPYWARE IN HER PHONE WHEREIN THEY COULD HEAR EVERY CONVERSATION AND GOING ONS IN HER LIFE,HACK HER LAPTOP,WHICH MADE IT IMMENSELY EASY TO MANUPILTE HER LIFE ,TO THE EXTENT OF THEM STEALTHILY ENTERING HER HOUSE WHEN SHE WAS FAST ASLEEP TO ASSAULT HER.

IS THERE NOTHING CALLED AS JUSTICE IN MUMBAI CITY?

WELL AFTER THE GIRL REALISED SOMETHING WAS AMISS SHE LODGED NOT ONE BUT 8 POLICE COMPLAINTS AND THE POLICE DID NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT IT...MAYBE THEY WERE PAID OFF BY THE EUNUCHS...AND THAT GOT THEM EXTREMELY SCARED AND DISTURBED AS THEY KNEW THE GIRL WAS A TOUGH COOKIE AND WOULD NOT STOP AT JUST THAT ,SO THEY TRIED ANOTHER TECHNIQUE..........HYPNOSIS,NLP AND EVERY OTHER PSYCHIC MEANS AVAILABLE TO SEXUALLY AROUSE IN HER THE FEELINGS OF WANT ,DESIRE AND LOVE.......AND WENT AROUND TELLING EVERYONE SHE WAS IN LOVE WHEN INDEED SHE WAS IN A STATE OF SHOCK.......

HOW DID THEY MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO DO SO?

WELL BY SUCKING UP AND BEFREINDING FRIENDS OF THE FAMILY, THEY HAD PUT SPYWARE IN HER PHONE REMEMBER? WHEREIN THEY HAD ACCESS TO ALL HER CONTACTS.......

SO TELL ME FREINDS IF YOU WERE IN THE PLACE OF THIS BRAVE GIRL WHOSE 5 YEARS WERE RUINED BY ALL THIS HARRASEMENT, HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS HAVING BACK STABBED HER ......WOULD YOU FIGHT BACK SO THAT YOU COULD LEAD A LIFE OF SELF RESPECT OR GIVE IN AND SUCCUMB TO THE MANUPALATIVE SPIDER WEB SHE WAS CAUGHT IN DEFINETELY NOT OF HER MAKING............FEEL FREE TO WRITE IN ....JUST HIT THE CONTACT ICON ON MY WEBSITE............AMEN!

HYPNOSIS CANNOT GET YOU LOVE.......A SORRY ATTEMPT!

2009-06-07T01:27:00.000-07:00

Have there been times when you are about to go to sleep ,are in a sleepy, yawning trance which usually is the prelude to restful winks of slumber when you suddenly find yourself amidst an erotic lucid dream,wherein someone is forcibly or very slyly and covertly trying to penetrate your unconscious mind by trying to have sex with you or is giving you a sexual stimuli,so that you get turned on/get excited and usually end up frustrated.A latest trend with rapists/slime balls and sexually deprived punks iscovert hypnosis.It is the art of slyly putting their target in a state where in the target's mind can be controlled.A lot of crimes have been conducted using hypnosis whether it is heist or robberies over the years.As with hypnosis one has the power to secretly influence people's unconscious minds whenever wanted.Hypnosis is defined as-

Hypnosis A heightened state of suggestibility, such that the suggestions given are accepted as being true and effect the beliefs, habits, perceptions and behaviors of an individual in varying degrees according to the depth of hypnosis established.

And when the craft which is skillfully used by the police to make criminals own up to their crimes in a hypnotic daze as well as psychiatrists to have effective results on their patients to relieve them of their many ailments falls into the wrong hands namely sexual perverts , frustrated sleazeballs who cannot score with a trophy unattainable woman , essentially who is out of their league, a new formof sexual harassment is given birth to.
So next time you catch yourself erotic lucid dreaming ,sniff aroundand question it! For it maybe a sexually frustrated sleazeball up to the latest crime often hush hushed about and swept under the carpet as a figment of one's imagination!It probably is an intended effort by an experienced hypnotist atwork!So it's about time the police made a note of these Beggars of Sex aswell as power hungry control freaks!!!
Pooja Misrra

SAHARA NEWS COVERAGE OF CALENDAR LAUNCH

2009-04-07T06:38:00.000-07:00

POOJA MISRRA CALENDAR LAUNCH VIDEO

2009-04-06T06:44:00.001-07:00

POOJA MISRRA ON HER CALENDAR

2009-04-05T09:56:00.000-07:00

Well, the idea to launch a calendar happened quite magically, I had done a fab photoshoot for a bunch of Italian designers, and when me and my team, saw the images we were like wow! These are images one should be looking at all year round so we decided to design our own customized, limited edition calendar. What truely makes it unique is that it begins in March 2009 and is up until Feb 2010...... My friends infact were kidding around saying ok so the fact that you are the chief commissioner 1's [C.C.I.T 1's] daughter is now going to even reflect in your calendar, as it caters to the financial year, my quick retort to that was, what with the dark clouds of recession looming largely on our heads that should be considered a welcome relief! some even bummed around saying that just because your birthday is in the month of March your calendar begins on that note..... However I am of the belief that it all came together quite by itself in the month of march,my bday being in the same month was only incedental!

We had a very exclusive launch at Chor Bizzare,with the likes of Bollywood's veterans Jag Mohan Mundra, Surendra Hirani, Tabu Rothman, Chan Khubchandani, the restaurant owner Cookie Singh, a bevy of female foreign models and Gary Richardson with his jovial spirit.It was very well recieved and Mr. V.N.Dhoot, chairman Videocon, launched the calendar.

Well the looks and styling were decided by me and my team,like I mentioned when something good has to happen the whole universe comes together to allign it. The clothes were courtesy Collezioni Moda and Xcess, the jewellery by Honey Lulla [cypress], shoes by Catwalk, and the design & print coordination by www.graphikamaal.com. The calendar was linked to my website http://www.poojamisrra.net/ as a lot of people were delusional about my origin.. "Where are you from?" is a line I get a lot.....people go from calling me a Lebanese to a South American..... so I thought lets put the calendar for sale on my website, as not only will it be easily accessible but it will also help people get a clear perspective on where I am coming from and where am I off to.....as my comprehensive profile is also available on my website!

I must mention here the mini controversy that took place during our massive publicity campaign for the limited edition calendar on billboards. We had booked 9 billboard from Marine Drive to Lokhandwala displaying our artwork......However the billboards at Marine Drive were pulled down unceremoniously without the license commissioner Mr. Gholap giving us any reasons or explanations so as to why? When I prodded further I was given a lame excuse of them being too sensual, which frankly i found very amusing as the campaign in the burbs with the same artwork was running very peacefully with a lot of appreciation,surprisingly with the locations of the billboards in the burbs being more prime to residential areas,which if you analyse are the first to object if anything is hanky panky.

Like they say you cant keep a good thing down for long and going by that karmic rule, TADA! after a dilligent rendevouz with the additional municipal commissioner Mr.R.A.Rajeev, ourcampaign was up again with twice the amount of billboards displaying our artwork all over mumbai from sobo to the burbs advertising our limited edition calendar on the renewed ,K.M.A. format!

The response for the calendar has been overwhelming....from Europe, America, South East Asia, Middle east, Asia Pacific, Austrailia and New Zealand!

DAY 4

2008-10-30T03:28:00.000-07:00

Hey,

So how's the festive season been treating you guys?

Lotsa indulgences.......I am guessin? All good! time to let go and let it all sink in!

Happened to catch a show of 'fashion' .......wow! if there is one thing i love madhur for it's his sense of satire......he always is bang on!

From not hesitating a second at laughing at his own self to unearthing the dark side of every subject he picks up to being an ace marketier! He sure comes up trumps and is a true MAGICIAN!

Priyanka was fab although was difficult to fathom her as a badgal.......my first arbaaz khan film....must say he is a controlled actor who can charm your socks off in the first half and make you hate him in the second half......says a lot about his histronic skills.....thumbs up!

Onto my ms.problemo of the day, this mail comes from a lady who says I am a natural, I know I am pretty damn good and very inspiring but I have been feeling very trapped and sucked out lately as all the good things i do are aped and copied even before i put them into practise, where as whatever little loop holes i face are magnified and advertised......why is it so........how dare these faceless cowards interfere with my life and speak on my behalf when i do not even know them?

I am with you love, this is a clear sign you are with the wrong people.......if they bulldoze your originality ,you bulldoze them out of your life......simple as that and if they continue doing this to you, contact the cops ,you will be surprised at how helpful some of them are!Coz noone and i mean noone can stop a TALENT from surfacing! Like mr. [KING] Khan once said in his interview ........ first they laugh at you,then they compete with you,and then you win! So do not retrace your steps when you are so close to the finish line!

p.s.- keep the alphabets [K.M.A.] handy, u know kiss my ar**!

Love and sunshine always!

xpoojax

DAY 3

2008-10-29T08:00:00.000-07:00

Hey!

Quote of the day-A man travels the world over in search of what he wants only to return home to find it!-George Moore

Hmmmm! Home Sweet Home! From lounging on my never ending huge terrace under a bed of luminous stars, to whispering to my dad's impecable collection of over 100 Bonsais to wild rides in the pajero to the farm house, to my moms nectarously supervised meals, to catching a glimpse of the rainbow every morning in my gurgling fountain......There sure is no place like home!.....

Now to the mails that have been pouring in....from why are my fans not getting to see more of me to what exactly is the modus operandi of the so called "insatiable devious players?"

Well sweets,my daily one hour show is on air on b4u music from 12.30-1.30 a.m. every single, night,also you can catch me every now and then on bid 2 win on zoom,besides I happen to have recently strutted down the showstopper at WIFW08-09.Beyond that there are a lot of good things that are in the pipeline,so stay tuned in.

Now ,the modus operandi of players.......well to begin with this variety is always scrounging around to find new additions to thier list of already trapped victims......so greedy are they for attention that they quickly dismiss the urge as "Oh! I love women",One is never enough! And just incase one of the trapped victims who are kept totally unaware on how much of thier attention these so called 'eligible bachelors' thrive on, figure out their gameplan all doors for moving on are locked and strictly kept shut........in other words they just want to lead you on for their own selfish ulterior motive of attention! So dirty,self absorbed,draining is the viscous cycle of these self centered losers...... I have one word of advice 'RUN'.......or simply stop your innocence from being used as an enhancement of thier fake pride by sweeping the carpet from under their feet and 'MOVIN" ON!!!!!!!'.......

On that profound note I am going to call it a day........hey! but no sweat only to be back tom......

Until then........Happy lounging!

love

xpoojax

2008-10-28T03:13:00.000-07:00

Day 2

Hey all,

Diwali.....always a special occassion,from the early morning Pooja,to the authentic feast the size of a King's ransom to eco friendly fireworks in the evening.........WOW! always a handful.......

Coming back to the emails I have been getting from my fans,I got this really interesting one asking me what was the craziest thing a man has done to get my attention? Well this is something I would ideally not get into but now that you asked,from tapping my phone,to chasing me to pune and other cities,to trying black magic ,to trying to bribe family friend's for aid,to paying the press/media to make ill informed/fabricated/misleading comments ,well i have seen it all...........however let me tell you in the same breath TO NO AVAIL!

On to the next......I got this other confused mail from a guy sayin I am not sure what my sexuality is....therefore to maintain my status quo in my social circle I got myself a trophy girlfriend to validate me now in retrospect .....did I do the right thing? Well my dear friend, to begin with if you seek validation from a partner it shows that your self esteem is quite deflated,so my suggestion to you is to sit back for a second, sort yourself out before infusing and confusing your partner with your complexs.

Thats all for now friends..........take care, have fun and a safe diwali!

Love,

xpoojax

Quote of the day-Relationship is not something you get into as retaliation or to prove a point but something that happens effortlessly as every inch of your soul urges you to!

2008-10-27T01:52:00.000-07:00

DAY 1
Hi all, welcome to my blog!
I have been getting a lot of mails asking me to start writing on my blog,so i was like 'what better time than during diwali festivities ?'
Life has been super hectic however to begin with a very happy diwali and seasons greetings to all my wellwishers,friends and fans.
Now to the question i get a lot.......'Pooja you are such a love guru then how come you are still single?'..........'Who is the lucky guy you hiding?'.........'We had so many men claiming that they would love to be in a relationship with you ......are you interested?'
Well my lovlies here is the answer........Yes I am single and loving it and currently really so busy with work that i do not have time for a boyfriend..............Besides I have observed a pattern that re-occurs in relationships which i call the 'fish bowl syndrome' which I really do not want to get into.Besides compatibility is very high on my list when it comes to a potential boyfriend.The moment i come around to getting to know someone who is as he is supposed to be ........leave alone dating ,I would get hitched!
So all my dear fans keep tuned in for all that and more..........whilst having a crackling diwali!!
xxlove xx
Pooja!
Jab We Talk
B4u Music
12.30am-1.30am[daily]

Quote of the day- Love is something that cannot be forced or manupilated.......but yeah! it can be EARNED! so lemme see you work it!

RAGINI BAJAJ'S NAIL SPA

2008-10-25T19:24:00.000-07:00

Pooja Misrra at the opening of Ragini Bajaj's Nailspa at Versova, Andheri.

A.D.SINGH LAUNCHES NEW MENU AT OLIVE BAR & KITCHEN

2008-10-13T23:27:00.001-07:00

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2008-10-09T22:25:00.000-07:00

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NATGEO FOOD LOVERS' GUIDE

2008-10-08T00:50:00.000-07:00

National Geographic Food Lovers' Guide party at Olive in Bandra. The programmme will be shown on National Geographic on Saturdays.

CHEENTI CHEENTI BANG BANG

2008-09-26T05:14:00.000-07:00

Pooja Misrra at Cheenti Cheentu Bang Bang Music Launch at BJN Banquets, Andheri, Bombay. Apart from Pooja Misrra, other celebrities included music director Bappi Lahiri, singer Bali Brahmbhatt, film maker Sawan Kuma Tak, singer Sonu Nigam, singer Mika among others.

My Media Coverage

2008-09-20T05:22:00.000-07:00

Pooja Misrra Wallpapers (Santabanta.com)

2008-09-16T05:44:00.001-07:00

Pooja Misrra Photographs

2008-09-16T05:33:00.000-07:00

What's up with Pooja Misrra?

2008-09-16T05:21:00.000-07:00

What's up with Pooja Misrra?
Besides turning from blond to a stunning brunette Pooja Misrra has just shifted home from the burbs to sobo.... yes Malabar Hills where she has lived all her life anyway.........things seem to be going really well on the career front for the Manchester educated Pooja.

Besides her daily show on B4U Music called Jab We Talk, which has a 3 crore IVR set up so that callers can call in from all over india and Pooja very graciously solve thier problems....she is also hosting the award winning show Bid2Win for Zoom.....

When we contacted the uber hip socialite who sparkles the party pages every now and then with her million dollar smile ...all she divulged was she is single and is off to London for a show...well all u hot men eat your hearts out!

Just when we thought the butterfly had flitted away, our sources tell us that Model/VJ Pooja Misrra has been busy shooting for Season 2 of her popular call in and sms show 'Jab We Talk' which is on air currently on B4U Music from Mon to Sat at 12.30 midnight. Answering callers from across the country and sorting out their love problems while shooting for over 12 hours everyday is not an easy task for this actor. "Mother Teresa once said that the biggest hunger in this nation is not as much for bread but for love. Even if I can help one person with my thoughts, I would make me happy," enthuses Pooja who has now set her sights firmly on Bollywood.
Apparently the show has gotten glossier, grander and way sexier! We will have to keep our eyes peeled out for this one.U go girl!

UNVEILING THE MYSTERY!!

She is a Model..............

Pooja Misrra has been the face of many brands like
Durian furnitures
Videocon washing machines
Sansui Television
Lissome moisturizer
Royal Palms
Frooti,
besides a host of others.

She is a VJ..........

Pooja Misrra has hosted shows for national channels like
Zoom [War of DJ's]
Channel[V]
Zee Music
Sony
Star plus &
Star One.....
Pooja Misrra is currently hosting
Jab We Talk on B4U Music and
Bid2Win on Zoom ............
Internationally, Pooja has been a VJ on
Dubai TV
Malaysian Airlines
BBC, besides hosting live shows all over the world (UK, US, Egypt, Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong, Dubai, New Zealand, Australia & Brazil)

She is an Actress....
Pooja Misrra has done a song 'Mohabbat Kya Hain" and a cameo in 'Mera Dil Leke Dekho' besides being a theatre enthusiast and (has signed a bollywood film recently (strictly confidential).

She is a Dancing Diva....

She has featured in many music videos including Bandya, Mohabbat Kya Hain and a couple for British Asian artists besides doing a number of stage performances.

She is a Page3 socialite.........

Being one of the 'A' listers who features regularly in Page 3..........she has tremendous contacts with the creme-de-la-creme of not only India but Dubai, London, Egypt and Sweden.